Fish Fingers and Custard

Names madison. This blog may confuse you. You will see anything from me blabbing about cheerleading to me crying over The Doctor. Im just a poor boy no body loves me.
Have fun on my blog.
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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 10 hours ago - Reblog - 1040796 Notes

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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psychedelicmassacre:

sad-kitties:

tellmeimprettier:

irenemydarling:

geronimotastic-y:

ggluvspandas:

merlintookmylife:

aqueerjust:

driftingthroughtheskies:

3fandom5u:

big-brother-gadreel-needs-hugs:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

Super customer service representative

Bad motherfucking white college bro

Human Meth Mouth

Super forgotten junkie

The amazing corpse on life support

The amazing meth mouth… XP

The amazing functional alcoholic

the great corpse on life support

the invisible hardworking immigrant

Mine is literally super pedestrian.
That is accurate.

Super cop that gets away with murder. I can dig it.

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musicals-are-punk-rock:

lightning-st0rm:

dantesbooty:

psht…hey kid…. u wanna buy some…. baguettes

i’m on mobile but please tell me that’s the gif of javert staring out the window

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 11 hours ago - Reblog - 19278 Notes

disenchantinqs:

It’s really sad when you’re looking through your contacts and you see a friend whose name you changed to something stupid a while back, and you realize that you guys stopped talking and that the name they have doesn’t really make sense anymore, but you can’t bring yourself to ever change it because that would mean accepting that you’re not close anymore

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 11 hours ago - Reblog - 172749 Notes

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 5128 Notes

fallontonight:

sassystassy:

fallontonight:

David Spade has found some questionable plot points in The Purge sequel.

Yaaaasssss

Why would anyone stay out late that night!? 

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 13 hours ago - Reblog - 542305 Notes

reckl3sscollision:

stay-strong-smile-forever:

One of the single most important scenes glee has ever done

He just threw a perfectly good pizza on the floor

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 13 hours ago - Reblog - 542305 Notes

reckl3sscollision:

stay-strong-smile-forever:

One of the single most important scenes glee has ever done

He just threw a perfectly good pizza on the floor

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 16141 Notes

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

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Jul. 23rd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 685309 Notes

thormorales:

sararye:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character

Stitch: “WOOOORLLD STAAARRR”

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Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…

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Jul. 22nd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 4740 Notes

casteille:

homosexual-mayor:

ok but if you don’t love ellen degeneres

gifs found through google images, all credit to original gif makers <3

the one with portia though <3

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Jul. 22nd, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 1559 Notes

pencilsandpixiedust:

Four worlds… one family…

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