Fish Fingers and Custard

Names madison. This blog may confuse you. You will see anything from me blabbing about cheerleading to me crying over The Doctor. Im just a poor boy no body loves me.
Have fun on my blog.
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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 13 hours ago - Reblog - 55878 Notes

hannaoliviaway:

almost five years of lovin. And now he sings and plays ukelele songs like “you are my sunshine” for our tiny babe & talks to him/her through my belly button. I’m so sappy and grateful and full-hearted tonight.

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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 13 hours ago - Reblog - 211 Notes

nightswhenyou:

"I cannot believe you are back with that douche Bieber. You are so stupid." 

ON POINT

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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 67678 Notes
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Jul. 28th, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 30364 Notes

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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 64396 Notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 21845 Notes

dirtytaylorswift:

"I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth" What? [From this vid]

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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 172921 Notes

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

One of the reasons I love this movie is how realistic this villain is

People like this exist and people NEED to be aware of that

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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 415864 Notes

theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER

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Jul. 28th, 2014 - 17 hours ago - Reblog - 147499 Notes

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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Jul. 25th, 2014 - 4 days ago - Reblog - 169 Notes

gabrihella69:

just-werk-it-girl:

cali4niabullets:

cheerleader-till-the-day-i-die:

This is so amazing!they made cheer look so artistic and even the spotters were clapping during the dance omg worth the watch

omg love it

AYE DAS MY COUNTRY! PHILIPPINES REPRESENT!!!

HOLY FUCK

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Jul. 25th, 2014 - 4 days ago - Reblog - 2983 Notes

"trust me, you’re a lot tougher than you think. I’ve been doing tattoos a long time, and I would say 87% of the time, the women take it better than the men. You’ll probably do better than I ever did, it’s just biological. Women are stronger."

my male tattoo artists pep talk as he began my tattooing process. (via ziver)

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Jul. 25th, 2014 - 4 days ago - Reblog - 557010 Notes

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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Jul. 25th, 2014 - 4 days ago - Reblog - 607465 Notes

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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Jul. 24th, 2014 - 4 days ago - Reblog - 26695 Notes

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

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