almost five years of lovin. And now he sings and plays ukelele songs like “you are my sunshine” for our tiny babe & talks to him/her through my belly button. I’m so sappy and grateful and full-hearted tonight.
"I cannot believe you are back with that douche Bieber. You are so stupid."
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth" What? [From this vid]
Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”
My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why
That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.
One of the reasons I love this movie is how realistic this villain is
People like this exist and people NEED to be aware of that
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
This is so amazing!they made cheer look so artistic and even the spotters were clapping during the dance omg worth the watch
omg love it
AYE DAS MY COUNTRY! PHILIPPINES REPRESENT!!!
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.